Your coffee
just leveled up.
Arabica dark roast infused with 5g of pure creatine monohydrate, plus L-theanine and taurine for clean, jitter-free focus. Wake up. Load up. Get after it.
Every scoop, fully disclosed.
No proprietary blends. No fairy-dusted doses. Four things go into every 8.75g scoop, and here is exactly how much of each.
The most studied
supplement on earth.
In your mug.
Creatine isn't a trend. It's five decades and 500+ peer-reviewed studies deep. The only hard part has ever been remembering to take it. So we put it where you'd never forget.
Lift more, recover faster
Creatine saturates your muscles' phosphocreatine stores, the fuel for explosive effort, while taurine supports hydration and endurance. The most proven legal performance pairing in sports science.
Sharper under pressure
Caffeine alone makes you fast and twitchy. Paired with 150mg of L-theanine, it delivers calm, sustained focus. Add creatine's documented cognitive benefits and your brain gets the same upgrade as your body.
The habit does the work
Creatine only works if you take it every single day. You already drink coffee every single day. We just closed the loop.
Brew it like coffee.
Because it is.
No shaker bottles. No chalky slurry at the gym sink. A mug, hot water, and thirty seconds. That's the whole setup.
Scoop
One 8.75g scoop per 10 to 12 oz of hot water. Every scoop carries the full 5g of creatine, plus L-theanine and taurine.
Hot or iced. Your call.Stir
Dissolves completely in under thirty seconds. Micronized creatine is heat-stable at brewing temperature, so the dose on the label is the dose in your cup.
Zero grit. Zero aftertaste.Get after it
Caffeine hits in 20 minutes. Creatine compounds over weeks. Day 30 you is measurably stronger than day 1 you.
Every day. That's the whole trick.Your other options, respectfully.
| FormulaBlack | Regular Coffee | Creatine Pills | Pre-Workout | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clinical 5g creatine dose | ✓ 5g | ✗ | 6 to 10 pills | Rarely full dose |
| L-theanine for jitter-free focus | ✓ 150mg | ✗ | ✗ | Sometimes |
| Taurine for endurance | ✓ 300mg | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ usually |
| Tastes like actual coffee | ✓ | ✓ | ✗ | Blue razz, sorry |
| Zero sugar & sweeteners | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | Sucralose city |
Pick your formula.
The Formula 250g
Heavy-bodied, cocoa-forward arabica dark roast. 5g creatine, 150mg L-theanine, and 300mg taurine in every cup. A full month of mornings.
The Formula 500g
Same formula, double the runway. Sixty servings covers a full saturation cycle and then some, at the lowest cost per cup.
2,300 people already made the switch.
"I've bought creatine six times in my life and finished it zero times. This is the first time I've hit 60 straight days, because I was never going to skip coffee anyway."
"Fully expected it to taste like a supplement. It doesn't. It tastes like the $6 pour-over near my office, except it also shows up in my lifts."
"Replaced my pre-workout AND my morning coffee. One less decision at 5am is worth the price alone. The strength gains after a month are the bonus."
Asked. Answered.
Can I actually taste the creatine? +
No. Pure creatine monohydrate is virtually flavorless, L-theanine and taurine are used at doses well below taste threshold, and everything dissolves completely. Blind taste tests against our base roast come back a coin flip.
Doesn't heat destroy creatine? +
Creatine degrades meaningfully only with prolonged exposure to high heat in liquid. The minute or two between stirring and sipping is far too short. Degradation at brewing time and temperature is negligible, which is why we can guarantee the 5g dose in your cup, not just in the bag.
Do I need a loading phase? +
Not with a daily habit. 5g every day saturates your muscles within 3 to 4 weeks, the same endpoint as loading, minus the bloat. Your morning coffee is the delivery mechanism; consistency is the strategy.
How much caffeine is in a cup? +
Each scoop contains 3.3g of microground arabica, which lands around the caffeine content of a standard cup of coffee. That keeps you comfortably under the FDA's 400mg daily guidance with room for an afternoon cup, and the 150mg of L-theanine keeps the energy smooth instead of spiky.
Is it tested? +
Every batch is third-party tested for creatine, L-theanine, and taurine content, plus caffeine, heavy metals, and contaminants. Certificates of analysis are available for every lot on request.
What if I don't like it? +
30-day money-back guarantee, no return shipping required. If it's not the best functional coffee you've had, we'll refund the bag and you can keep it.
Stop taking creatine.
Start drinking it.
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